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But, every so often, you have a date that is so astonishingly terrible that they make you question all of the life choices that led you this moment.The good news is that, once it’s over, those dates can make for some uproariously funny stories to share with people at brunch.When he got back to this dimension he had super powers and could control people's emotions.He then creepily leaned over and said 'I can make you feel anything right now...' He also said he knew the four horsemen of the apocalypse and that he was going to help me during the end of the world.You like being daddy's little sl*t.' I was just sitting there waiting for him to let go of my neck, because I am pinned against the car. My house was about 45 minutes away through isolated freeways in the desert.

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Then he got an emergency text about a fire in the chemistry lab he was supervising and invited me to come. “I showed up to meet a guy I’d only talked to online and the first thing out of his mouth was ‘You looked prettier in your pictures.’ Coincidentally it was also my shortest date,” Holly wrote. I said let’s meet and asked if the time of pm would suffice.He also tried to forcefully order for me, which I brushed off like 'Lol no,' figuring it was all whatever, he's just nervous and trying to show off or some sh*t. At this point it would be pertinent to mention I'm a 5'8" female of average size, and he was a 6'2" stocky dude.Everything was still going okay until he walked me to my car. I think 'Whatever, I don't care, that's fine.' We were making out a little and I felt his hand moving up to my face, and I thought 'Oh, okay, he's just going to put his hand on the back of my neck or my chin or in my hair or whatever'. I froze, because that's my response to threatening situations, and he leaned over and whispered in my ear 'Yeah, you like that?“Took me to a dinner where he didn’t make reservations, so we couldn’t get a table.Go to a different place where he proceeds to drink too much.

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