Funny seinfeld quotes dating

Throwing funny and cute words of love to your partner gives a whole new meaning to your relationship. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

It makes both of you feel more comfortable with each other, thus, making the relationship last. Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings. Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

As the wise Bro Henry Louis Mencken once quoted: “Life without sex might be safer, but it would be unbearably dull.

It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all.

I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.

To get you started Quotes for Bros will freshen up your mind for the next minutes with the 32 filthiest, sexiest and dirtiest Quotes of all Time for Bros and their Girls. Share them with other Bros who will love this and enjoy. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? You’re the cheese on top of my spaghetti, the cream on top of my frappuccino and the cheesecake on my red velvet cake. A person in love partly becomes a poet, a composer and the corniest person in the room. I want someone who will pause his game just to answer my call. You’ll know a person is in love when he can laugh like a fool by himself and keeps a goofy smile plastered on his face all day long. Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.

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